Batman apply here

Ever thought if Batman were to be an actual Job, how would the job description would look like on a job portal. Well here is our thought on that.

Profile Description
Role: Night Vigilante
Role Category: Super-Hero
Industry Type: Public Service
Location: Gotham City (with frequent travel)
Designation: Dark Knight/ Dark Bishop
Salary: Nothing. Because salary is something you need, not what you deserve.

Job Description

Job includes, but is not limited to, partnering with the Police (but still working alone) to identify key criminal/super-villains and catching them by the end of the movie/TV show. Performing control of criminal activity. Implementation of goodness standards. Jump scaring Gordon in his office frequently. Job also includes brooding over rooftops at night.

Desired Profile
  • Should be able to work independently as an Individual Contributor and manage arrests and other deliverables for police.
  • Experience in data mining, data analysis and arguing with Albert. Outstanding ability to solve problems with the ability to exercise sound and balanced judgment, keep attention to details based on all the evidence ignored by police. 
  • Willing to work in Night Shift.
  • Should be able to make famous quotes that can be used in a Christopher Nolan movie.

Skills Required:
  • Ninja warfare, Deep voice (must)
  • Should be able excellent in driving car, bike, tricycle, airplane on ground, water, trees and most important under waterfall.
  • Prior experience in organizations like Justice League, Avengers would be added advantage.

Application Criteria

To apply for this job you should satisfy one of the following criteria
  • Bitten by radioactive animal/bird/insect (if bitten by radioactive human look for opening in Human Resources)
  • An alien living on earth for more than 10 years (Kindly disclose if susceptible to rocks from any planet)
  • Rich with a utility belt and a sad backstory. (Rich like fithy-town-owing-big-mansion-with-waterfall-with-adjoining-cave-and-lot-of-cars rich)
  • Blood relation to Alfred (that’s it, no conditions)
  • Human stuck by magical lightening (If stuck by lighting before 1980, kindly change the timeline and apply in some other multiverse)
  • God with any tool (but willing to appear in sequels/prequels/spin offs and not ask for Origins movie)
All applicants should bring their own costume, preferably a black one that has a bat symbol.

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